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Friday night, I was watching Fashion Police on E. I have a love/hate relationship with Joan Rivers. She's so darned old, yet is still denying her age, but I love her snark! (Don't get me wrong, old people can be cool... like Betty White... but Joan Rivers is just sad). At any rate, I noticed that lots of celebs are wearing bangs well. So, between the comments of the Osbourne chick and the influence of my ice pick, I decided to go for it. Right before the Snuggie Crawl. All I can say is that it was bad. Really Bad.
Here's how the "hairdresser" styled it. Note the Farrah Fringe around the face. I looked like a picture of my mom from the 80's. It was that bad. And, I couldn't even really fix it. She used so much product on my hair that it looked like a helmet, and felt like a fleece sweater. Awful, awful!
I did learn a few things from this experience:
- Never go to Vinton, VA for a haircut.
- Never go to Cost Cutters in Vinton, VA for a haircut.
- Never get your hair cut before an event.
- Never base your styling decisions on a tipsy viewing of Fashion Police.
- Never trust a stylist who says, "Whatever you want, dear."
The cut isn't so bad when it is straightened and smoothed, but if you see me sporting a headband for the next year or so, just blame it on the bangs. Or, the booze that preceded the bangs. Or, whatever. Just don't make fun of me. I beg you.