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This post has mature content, so if you aren't 18, turn around and get out of here, quick!
Sex. Yeah, I like it. Don't you? Surely, you do. So, why are you all legs crossed, panties bunched up, and sour-faced whenever anyone talks about it? What's that? You're not that kind of girl? You don't do those things? You're a Christian? Well, guess what? So am I. Yeah, that's right. I'm a Jesus-loving, God-worshiping, Holy Ghost-rolling, Christian. And, I talk about it. So, whatcha gonna do? Go tell my Daddy? Hey, guess what... He talks about it, too. And, He gets even nastier than me (okay, sometimes).
My bio daddy doesn't talk about it-- that would be weird, wouldn't it? I mean my Heavenly Daddy... yeah, that's the One. He has lots to say.
Don't believe me? Go read Song of Solomon. Yes, in the Bible. You know, God's Word? Told ya He talked about it.
A friend of mine writes romance novels. But, you know what? They aren't nearly as hot as what the Bible says about sex. A few years ago,
So, the first night, we heard Tommy Nelson read Song of Solomon, speak about raisin cakes and other aphrodisiacs, and left to drive home. Boy, I could barely keep my hands off of him during that short drive. When we got back to our apartment that night, we had mind-blowing sex. Really. After a Bible conference, we saw fireworks. It was amazing.
I still get turned on when I read that particular book of the Bible. My favorite passage is Song of Solomon 4:16,
Awake, north wind,Oh, yes. Blow on me, please. Taste the choice fruits of my garden, I beg you. (not you, but Mr. Hull. Sorry, I may have gotten a little carried away... watch this while I take a quick shower)
and come, south wind!
Blow on my garden,
that its fragrance may spread abroad.
Let my lover come into his garden
and taste its choice fruits.
So, where did this post come from? Was it divinely inspired? Sorry, no. I was recently reading Toy With Me and came across a post entitled, How I Became a Porn-Again Christian. I was intrigued. Though I had attended Song of Solomon many moons ago, I hadn't thought about "Christian" sex much since then. Our pastor just doesn't address it. Does yours? So, I had begun to think that all the really nasty stuff we do was a bit sinful. It sure felt that way, but good, oh so good... I'll spare Mr. Hull by not giving all the details.
Did you realize that there are Christian toy shops out there? Like Covenant Spice, who even stocks the fun stuff like vibrators. Woo-hoo!
Ladies, be free. Go get it on with your husbands, and don't feel ashamed. Let the chains fall and embrace your sexuality. Or embrace the chains... you know... whatever...