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SNIIIIIFFFFFFFF. SLUURRRRRPPP. SUUUUCCCCK. Good grief boy, don't suck. Blow. Blow that nose. Great, gooey, slimy balls of snot shoot from his honker. yuuuuuucccccccckkkkkkk. Save me now.
I don't know what it is that Alex doesn't like about blowing his nose. Is it the slime that extricates itself from the deepest recesses of his head? Is it that he likes that feeling of great gooby gunkiness, stuck up near his brain? Does he want to stay sick forever? Or, does he just like to hear my disgusted reactions to hearing the bubbles of boogers when he sniffs, snorts, and sneezes?